Thomass is a bit late for his big date at the theater with the lovely Deanna, who he already knows is way out of his league, so he can't afford any more screw-ups. Unfortunately, being the horny, pathetic, fuck-up he is, he can't manage to keep his hands off of his hot date before the performance even starts, and let's just say she's not having it. While she tries to remain civil about this little annoyance, eventually enough is enough, and he...